Post by bonifer on Dec 31, 2011 15:40:14 GMT -5
> Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
> on their faces.
>
> The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
>
> The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died
> of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
>
> 'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
> lottery, spent it a ll on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
> smile.'
>
> The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
>
> 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny
> Earl, the Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.'
>
> 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
>
> 'Thought he was having his picture taken'.